Apple pie and baseball are American traditions. I’d rather have a brownie than a slice of apple pie and I hate baseball. If that makes me un-American, so be it. Baseball is tedious and about as entertaining as watching the grass in the outfield grow. I’ve been told it is more exciting when you’re at a game, but people at the games drink a lot of beer. I don’t trust them to give me accurate information.
When Oregano and I were dating for a few weeks, he called me unexpectedly on a Friday afternoon.
“My dad just got tickets to tonight’s Yankees game. Can you get to my house by 5:00?” he asked.
“Um,” I stalled. I wanted to spend time with Oregano, but sitting through an entire baseball game would be a mind-numbing way to…
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